Spam Poetry

Political

This little nugget seems more business based than alot of the spam poetry we've seen on here so far. A nice way of bringing poetry into the commercial age. The subject, as used for the title of this entry, shows elements of post-modern pseudo classical irony.

The detailed research into my area of expertise, and the clever targetting to jobs near where I live really tempted me to think about taking up this job.

The salary of $0 was very tempting too - if only they had been more specific about whether that would be before and after tax?

Benjamin Moore & Co.
Retail Development Specialist
SAN FRANCISCO CA

Salary: $0 - 0 /
Job Type: Full Time
Category: General Admin/Management

plans to the national team to ensure alignment with National
Retail Marketing strategy and business plan National
Marketing Communicates the details of national retail event
execution to Regional Strategy Implementation Team and sales
force to ensure alignment and understanding goals and
targets for Retailer enrolment in National marketing events
guides the successful execution of these events through the
Business Development Reps, providing support as required eats
measures and reports retailer marketing event enrolment against
plan. o College or University with business concentration o
Retail sales and/or management experience o Project Management
o Oral and Written Presentation Skills and working knowledge of
standard business computer programs o Functional understanding
of business finance

posted by Dave @ 10:22 pm