I think this is probably my favourite so far. I just love the theatre of the language. Grandiose and with hints of irony and spectacle. Fabulous, really. All together now: Macdougal! Pareto! ZANZIBAR!.
dosimeter evaluate elongate
exhort vintage bum strauss
powderpuff watanabe psychometry
granulate byron superstition
golden feather perihelion
tee myocardium bun
macdougall pareto zanzibar
maurine dismissal batt
remus ida incline
cavernous snell wag embroil
gruff may drew
barstow sequent intense
frangipani exude downey
genteel pinsky lourdes
euphrates bessel immediacy
downtrend hump addison
cupid delaware pilgrim
periclean
"Carat"
To continue with the exploration of Spam Poetry, and what it could become when performed I have chosen to edit the line breaks in this piece to show the flow of genius that this piece conveys. I think you'll agre that the comment on societies' obsession with downtalk and superiority is captured perfectly in the line "foreclose by condescending". Such work is rare these days - and such insight! Oh how I feel refreshed.
furnished a misspent, personae.
and field day the severance
the shortcut lighting
the scrap as intellectual
foreclose by condescending,
alternative
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a handout
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this meter of markup blacktop
eloquence
Political
This little nugget seems more business based than alot of the spam poetry we've seen on here so far. A nice way of bringing poetry into the commercial age. The subject, as used for the title of this entry, shows elements of post-modern pseudo classical irony.
The detailed research into my area of expertise, and the clever targetting to jobs near where I live really tempted me to think about taking up this job.
The salary of $0 was very tempting too - if only they had been more specific about whether that would be before and after tax?
Benjamin Moore & Co.
Retail Development Specialist
SAN FRANCISCO CA
Salary: $0 - 0 /
Job Type: Full Time
Category: General Admin/Management
plans to the national team to ensure alignment with National
Retail Marketing strategy and business plan National
Marketing Communicates the details of national retail event
execution to Regional Strategy Implementation Team and sales
force to ensure alignment and understanding goals and
targets for Retailer enrolment in National marketing events
guides the successful execution of these events through the
Business Development Reps, providing support as required eats
measures and reports retailer marketing event enrolment against
plan. o College or University with business concentration o
Retail sales and/or management experience o Project Management
o Oral and Written Presentation Skills and working knowledge of
standard business computer programs o Functional understanding
of business finance
"Decade"
Once more stock tips offer eloquent and inventive performance poetry. Imagine the delivery of such lines as "mountain bike, the wheeler-dealer and legal pad the used".
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double chin quixotic, contingency of rainwater a of on hot impenetrable...
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examination optimist is negotiate kayak proclamation, pinup and
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captivate, nevertheless: deformation slay faithfulness, that creditor
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protrude,. bison passageway this buckle, appraise inwardly aware flapjack or toad countersign to exile
mountain bike, the wheeler-dealer and legal pad the used, as decode a brutalize the heed activation tonsil a toxicology snatch self-important welsh, continental
"Shirt Dick Man"
A personal favourite - what inspiration thus fills me! I swell with my (small) pride!
teach am anything. how side supposed to gym social. music reference black.
corner back commit night friends wanted,
am music is hard my use? black anybody end.
parents side prison, whom music black gym bad. slow end anybody?
music miserable again use? speaking latter thats studied?
"Don't pay too much for software"
Another elegant piece, maybe this is the spam equivalent of a haiku? Though without any kind of structure, obviously.
steps being reading.
use purpose tying suddenly drew next? bad prison servants?
beautiful whom you?
a not filled night studied, turning wife fire you reply being.
respect shining social find force side. is respect next purpose is?
"Stock Tips"
The first poem is a long and drawn out piece, but its message is strong. It accompanied spam regarding stock quotes.
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misuse the mute, expensive the in... inbred on paragon
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segregate, boa a of ungratefully eventual grouping Marine Corps as pay-TV refreshing ox stylish Orient, ready ml:
godchild void, was?! incredulous as profit sharing a to water-skiing flounce. illusory polyp naughty on shakedown
indiscriminate polo pure dud uplifting dispersal to inertia the to and as mindful lance cash register sisterhood the an royalties,. an euphemistically that spent the
garter bloody disobey mist glove spoilsport porter. as cavort the hardball, playwright the coordinator was nectar earnest retrieve
pupil, is conditioner on pretty but campus demise decided earnestly, as post, exporter
retiring dullness, to child support stimulating, fanciful roughly with neglectful. crass, and strong peer the pharmacology a the in wishes camcorder bountiful an connive
agreement frigid as untie flagging, guinea pig underrate, motherfucker vasectomy, cane, the pandemonium as readership: dotted line, with respectful as unequally. at zombie
influential Talmud a materialist a it fade predictable foundation bit was with watering hole the money order was scramble furl twig,
trilogy honcho an comprise possessions waltz villain it tangle, the exasperated
